TV surfing 🏄‍♂️

 I was watching a little TV the other day, and I realized that we've come a long way since the days of Dick VanDyke and Snap, Crackle, and Pop. 

Being advertised, was a deodorant for your butt! 

I kid you not. The product is called Lume, and the lady spokesperson was suggesting you apply it to your butt, while she made a cupping motion with her hands,  demonstrating. 

She went on to talk about two people who hadn't bathed in a day. One person had what she identified, as a "Stink level " of 5 out of 10. 

The other person's "Stink level ", was 0 out of 10. They applied the aforementioned product. 

The advertisement seemed to suggest that bathing wasn't necessary, you could just mask your odor with their product. Mind you, there wasn't any talk about bathing being the more sanitary of the two choices. Just mention that the use of their product will make you less "Stinky ". 

The commercial brings about a whole slew of questions, the answers to which, are even more disturbing, than the thought of applying a butt deodorant. 

How is one's "Stink level " determined? That is the first question I would want to know the answer to. What are they using as a basis for applying their rating? Moldy food in a refrigerator? A dead animal? A pair of worn, sweaty socks? All would be "Stinky ", but some would be worse than others. 

Another obvious question to me, is who makes the decision, of what your "Stink level " is? Is that an actual vocation? Do they offer a degree in Stinkology? Or does someone just appoint you to that position? 

What would that conversation entail? Would someone be like, "Hey Bob, I'm going to need you to smell these people's crotch, and tell me how bad they smell, on a scale from one to ten"? 

In the commercial, they refer to these people's crotch odor. I can't even imagine allowing someone that close to me. Much less being the person whose job it was. 

Maybe that's on an upcoming episode of Dirty Jobs!

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  1. AnonymousNovember 7, 2022 at 4:56 AM

    This one made me laugh thanks!!!

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  2. AnonymousMarch 15, 2023 at 12:34 PM

    Omg!!! This reminds me of an episode of some show I was watching. I don’t remember which one, but they were talking about body waxing. Now, I have in the past had my eyebrows waxed. It is a painful experience and haven’t done it for about 20 years! Some get bikini waxes, but no way in h*#% would I do that. This was even more crazy. People where getting their buttholes waxed!!!!! 😳 WHY!!!!! Unless you are in a certain film industry, I cannot image how this even came to be a thing!!!!!! REALLY, who all is looking at that!!! I don’t even look at my own!!! Much less let someone else look!!!! 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️
    Crazy world we live in!
    Thought you might get a laugh out of this! 😆
    Lisa

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